sunalwaysshining:

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

ginevra-potter:

pigeony:

pigeony:

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

starllex:

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

acoolguy:

cat: meow

injured caveman: me ow

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

wetfruit:

why did we stop building castles. i feel like humanity might live to regret that

mlmjumin:

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

classydude:

me during november:

me during december:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

bryznjognepjfz4h:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes only cover up how frustrated we all are:

you could vote Gary Johnson or Jill Stein…

Me, remembering that voting third party is a complete waste of a vote and that not voting for Hillary can give Trump a very real chance at winning the White House, and Jill Stein has zero probably of winning and that Gary Johnson is a Libertarian: